Got my DNA kit from in the mail Saturday.

Swabbed both my cheeks this morning, packed it up and placed it in the mail at ze Post Office.  It’s supposed to take six weeks before you get your results.  Should arrive mid-May.  Looking forward to the results.

Having told two of my coworkers about the midnight beans snack, I felt duty-bound to tell then I had written a Country and Western tune to commemorate the occasion.  They wanted to hear, so I sang it for them, with twang, at lunch.  Both said I should send it to someone–I said, Reba McEntire, someone else said, Dolly Parton, and I think the latter is more appropriate to the tune.  Not that I’m going to send it to anyone…